My religion professor suspects that Fat Tuesday was created as a direct response to Ash Wednesday. We do all the things we are giving up for lent on Fat Tuesday. Thus, today, I ate about seven mozzarella sticks. And let's be honest- my stomach feels like a blown up beach ball and I want to barf. But maybe those mozzarella sticks gave me the push I need.
I want to look good. And feel good.
"At last I can look at you in peace, I no longer eat you." -Franz Kafka
Oh, and P.S. I brought the vegan strawberry cupcakes into my office. All the carnivores proclaimed their glory. To which I replied: They are vegan! I trapped you!
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